Tedford -- the boyishly handsome frontman for Rabble Rouser SC, friendly, knowledgeable, and very likable. If you can't get along with Tedford, jump off a bridge.

Sandor -- valued member of the Rabble Rousers SC, a true jerk, at least in online communication. Any prickliness you feel, however, is offset by the fact that he is always right.